Leviticus

By now most people are probably aware of Leviticus

Leviticus
18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus
20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

The problem is people are ignoring Leviticus in it's entirety. There are other very important sections we are not following, and I'm sure we will all be damned as a result. God will forsake our land.

Leviticus
21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.

I believe this applies to Bishop's daughters as well.

Leviticus
20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

No more Harry Potter.

Leviticus
11:7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. "The swine is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch."

11:8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.

All pork should be banned from grocery stores in Utah, and all hog
farms should be shut down. People aren't even supposed to touch a
dead pig, let alone eat one.

Leviticus
11:9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.

11:10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

11:11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

11:12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Leviticus could not make it more clear. People are not supposed to eat clams, oysters, crabs, or lobsters. You aren't even supposed to have a dead one in your possession. We clearly have some restaurants in Utah that need to be reformed, or shutdown.

Leviticus
11:22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.

Locust, beetles, and grasshoppers are all very good sources of protein, and would make a good replacement for clams, oysters, crabs, and lobsters.

Solution

Perhaps people need to be reminded about these forgotten Leviticus passages. We could take the section on pork and post it in the pork section of stores like Walmart.

We could take the section on seafood and post in the seafood section of stores like Walmart with the recommendation of switching to locust, beatles and grasshoppers.